Alright, folks, buckle up because we’re going for a ride. The government has officially lost its mind—and, by the way, if you’re trusting them, you might too. Let’s start with UFOs. For decades, they’ve been feeding us this line: “If you believe in UFOs, you’re a tinfoil-hat-wearing lunatic.” But now? Oh, NOW, they tell us UFOs are real. You can’t make this stuff up. So wait, we’ve gone from “Aliens? That’s crazy talk” to “Aliens? Totally possible, just don’t worry about it.”
And you know what’s even crazier? They expect us to believe UFOs exist while simultaneously insisting Bigfoot does not. Let me get this straight: I’m supposed to believe there are spaceships zooming around, but a giant, hairy creature living deep in the forest is beyond belief? Riiight. Makes perfect sense… to someone who hasn’t seen the inside of a forest or a declassified UFO report.
But let’s talk about something that should really raise some eyebrows: climate change. Now, I’m not saying the Earth isn’t warming. Oh, it is. But here’s the kicker—12,000 years ago, Europe, the U.S., and Canada were covered in a sheet of ice a mile thick. I’m talking about glaciers as tall as skyscrapers. Guess what? That ice melted long before we invented cars, coal plants, and all the CO2 they keep blaming today. The Earth has been getting warmer for thousands of years, and I hate to break it to you, but that had nothing to do with your SUV.
We’re told to freak out because the planet’s warming, but guess what? It’s supposed to warm. It might get even hotter for a while, and then, just like it’s done time and time again throughout history, it’ll cool down. Maybe we’ll even get those ice sheets back someday—won’t that be fun?
But here’s the real kicker: the same government that flip-flopped on UFOs is dead set on making you believe climate change is solely mankind’s fault. And if you don’t toe the line? You’re branded a “denier.” Kind of reminds me of how they used to say, “UFOs? Totally a conspiracy!” before they changed their tune. Well, guess what? I’m sticking with the “crazy” label and following my heart.
You know what my heart says? Bigfoot is real. Yep, I said it. Out there in the deepest, darkest woods, living his best life, evading human detection like a pro. Think about it—Bigfoot is the ultimate survivalist. He’s watched countless civilizations rise and fall, and you think he’s going to get caught by some guy with a trail cam? Please. Bigfoot has probably seen more than we’ll ever know. Maybe he’s just biding his time, waiting for us to disappear like all the other species he’s seen come and go.
Honestly, I find it kind of comforting. At least there’s someone out there smart enough to stay off the grid and keep a low profile until the human race inevitably implodes. If UFOs are real, if climate cycles change over millennia, then Bigfoot? He’s the last hope—an ancient being who’s figured it all out.
So go ahead, believe whatever the government tells you. I’m sticking with the guy who’s managed to stay hidden all these years. Bigfoot’s real, and I, for one, hope he stays that way until the rest of us get our heads on straight.
Mark R Steinpreis (Author)
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